You can order pizza to the castle! It took them long enough.
I mean, if you have delivery guys with brooms there really isn’t any excuses. Best part is, I can assure it will all be mine because Emily has this weird (read: wrong) notion that you shouldn’t put pineapple on a pizza.
You can, you should, and I did Em.
Jonathan jumped a flight (a real one with wings and everything) home for the holiday, but seeing as I’m from the land of Tim Hortons and not Dunkin Donuts I stuck around to keep and eye on things.
In this instance “keeping an eye on things” means I’m dressing up Mr. Snoots in costumes and working on the spell that turns stairs into ramps for when Johnathan gets back.
Even if my Thanksgiving was in October, I can still be thankful for how fun it is to annoy him.
(And yes, I know you can find
Timmies
in America and Dunkin Donuts in Canada, but you get my point)
Yes I picked Rowlet. Yes I named him Bowie. And yes, he is going to end up as a lvl 100 siege engine of battle prowess!
Onward to victory you adorable little owl you!
Professor: Wow, you guys really can fix any computer problem. You must have an encyclopedic knowledge of technology.
Me: Yes… Yes I do… I’m a genius. *casually minimizes Google tab*
A handful students had a “Super Moon” viewing party last night at the top of the Astronomy tower, approved by the professors because the event holds a handful of possible learning opportunities in Astrology, Astronomy, and
Divination.
That being said, since this school is located in the UK, it was cloudy all night. The entire event turned into a Mario Kart tournament, which was a major improvement from what I expected.
I swear though, if Sofia (the 3rd year girl who brought the N64) gets one more blue shell I’m sending it off to Adalina to have it checked for charms. There is no way she is just coincidentally getting nothing but blue shells every time she plays!
Hello Sweetheart
At your earliest convenience, we received a rather odd artifact in the Misuse of Muggle Artefacts Office. I would like some feedback on it from your muggle friend, the one who accidentally portkeyed into my studio apartment a few months back.
At first we believed it was a matter for the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, but the small being that refers to itself as “Furby” may in fact be mechanical in nature.
I have it locked in a cage for sake of precaution, but I am getting worried for its well being as I don’t know what to feed it.
Can we get a math class? I know, I hate math with a passion, but some of the shop keepers in Hogsmeade can barely count out change.
Sure that’s also probably because the coin denominations make no sense, most likely because the person who first implemented them never took a math class.
We’ve been pinging extremely random wifi signals for as long as we’ve been staying here, and I believe after months of frustration I figured it out… It’s the fireplace! We’re hooked up to the Floo Network, and amazingly enough I think strong wifi signals are seeping in from literally all over the planet.
Of course I don’t need to use their random wifi because I’m an IT guy so I’m pretty well hooked up on this end, but it’s an interesting dilemma that has popped up with the combination of tech and magic.
On a lighter note, to the wizarding household out there using the Wifi name “We Can Hear your Hex Noises”, bravo to you.
Professor: Now I know it really isn’t your field of expertise, but my coffee maker doesn’t seem to be working and I was wondering if you could take a lo-
Me: Is it plugged in?
Professor: …. Ah there it goes. You’re really good with technology.
Now as I very clearly stated on the resume that I submitted back in February, I cannot work today. It is a very sacred holiday to muggles such as myself called BlizzCon and I must listen to the lectures on which offerings we are being bestowed with in the upcoming year, witness the perilous tournaments being held, and adorn myself in the cosplay of my people.
Remember when I explained Groundhog Day to you? It’s like that, but instead we’re seeing if we’re getting 6 more weeks of Sombra ARG countdown timers.
Yes Headmaster this is also why I am currently dressed in Cataclysmic Gladiator’s Vestments.
So of course I’m getting a lot of questions about who I went as for Halloween, mostly because I can literally change my face to become almost any character…
I went as “Not Harley Quinn”. It was the most original costume at the party. I just got a white shirt and sharpied the words “Not Harley Quinn” on it. Amazing I was the only girl at the party who was not Harley Quinn this year.
Ok, so apparently the bright blue pointed hat I wore to work today covered in shiny silver stars is “culturally insensitive to wizardkind”….
Don’t worry I’m going to change to my backup costume, I don’t want to offend anybody at work. Anybody good with makeup that can make me look nearly headless?
Someday I can only hope to have a magic portrait of myself added to the walls of this school, if only so I can continue to yell at students from beyond the grave to stop using levitation charms on caseless phones to take selfies.
We don’t have an apple store on school grounds, so if you shatter your screen you’re either S.O.L. of going to have to take your chances with “Billy B’s Phone Repair”.
Spoiler, don’t trust Billy to fix your $700 phone.
Well, regardless of what happens November 8th, let me just say I picked a pretty good time to move to magic land.
All I have to worry about over here is an unchecked magical ministry with a past history of incompetence and internal corruption that has been shown at times to display direct disdain for Muggles such as myself………. But hey, it’s better than the alternative!
I can assure all the professors that the small fire started in the Hufflepuff girl’s dorm was not cause by unauthorized use of magic. Unfortunately, a 2nd year had not listened to the recall warning and decided to keep her Galaxy Note 7… Well you see where this is going…
